GTG = Great Teacher GOH!

Yeah mAN GUESS WAD? AH LAI CAN CYCLE! WAHHAAHA all thanks to? GTG (great teacher GOH!). Yeah it was sorta impromptu... I was slping myself dead the whole of last sat (7/5/05) because my bro was horging the com... I even replied messages while i was half aslp... Anyways it was a good rest from all the exhaustion build up from the past week. Just before i left to meet up with zhen wei and gang, i received a call from my best friend regarding his chalet. He organise liao but no one go. So he chio me go, then the wicked thought of TORTURING AH LAI came into my mind!
And so i devised a plan to convince him to come my chalet so that i can torture him using his greatest fear! A BICYCLE! And the plan worked out nicely... "Guess who" was nice and Botak alvin was with us! Woooo... Decided to go somewhere to tok cock after that but everywhere was full house... and we ended up in cafe cartel. My 1st time there... i've heard some very good comments abt tat place so it was quite a pity i couldn't eat their full meal... There's always a next time!
So after that the rest took train back home while me and ah lai took taxi straight to chalet. Went in, introduced, said Hi. And found out that 2 bikes where left at macdonalds... walked with ah lai all the way there to collect the bike, then walked all the way back. Then all my friends started cycling to changi village for supper while i stayed behind to teach ah lai. ER HM... i meant TORTURE! Torture training only commenced at 1am...

Torture training schedule (By GREAT TEACHER GOH):

Time :1st Hr
Module: Bike fundamentals and balancing practise
Comments: Contrary to popular belief student was found to be able to grasp balancing quite well and could go straigh while zig zagging within 30 mins. Theory of inbalance due to his chest deformaties was proven wrong.

Time: 2nd Hr
Module: How to achieve straightness
Comments: Module emphasized on getting student to go straight. Problems associated with the student in starting the bike was sloved. It was found that he had short legs which could not reach the next paddle in time. During the start teacher was able to pace with the bike but a few minutes later the bike outrolled the teacher... and left the teacher very tired and sweaty... Subtle improvements were made by the student.

Time: 3rd Hr
Module: Application of going straight
Comments: Student was made to do a field trip to 7-11, trip was successful with student stopping only once or twice. However the teacher was greatly depressed when he found out that 2 average looking woman were transvertites, at the toilet between the chalet and 7-11. Later on at 7-11 4 trans appeared including the 2 which the great teacher saw eariler. It was quite petrifying... Later on the student and teacher took a short break while paddle pops and pink dolphins + a little small talk.

Time: 4th Hr
Module: How to slack
Comments: Not much student and teacher still resting

Time: 5th Hr
Module: Turning
Comments: Basics on how to turn, student took the whole hour to learn only abit of the turning and could only manage large gradual bends at the end. Student fell many times during the training as he attempted the training circuit designed by the great teacher. During this time however great teacher's friends returned and student went back to the chalet too sadly along the way back student crashed into a fench beside him. Student was injured and bleeding.

Time: 6th Hr
Module: More Turning
Comments: Teacher became smarter and took one bike for himself so he no need to run so much.
Student did more practise and managed to do more acute turns. But still unstable. Teacher thinks thats good enuff for 6 hrs of learning and together they cycled bedok jetty where they posed for pictures and made themselves look like idiots. But the picture was nice. There was no sunrise because of bad weather. Field trip went on to the other end of ECP and they met adeline's father, shortly after tat cats and dogs fell from the sky. In order to escape the barrage of animals they went to hide in the nearby pavillion. As soon as the sky cleared up they chionged back. But in the middle the rain came again. And they were drenched, with wisdom, the teacher had already waterproofed his belongings. So camera was fine.

-End of training-

After that ah lai slpt like a pig in the chalet while sitting. While i played tai dee with them for a few rounds. Before ah lai and i went to get breakfast for the chalet guys. Then we went to return the bike before heading for ah lai's house... but nooo... the great teacher forgot his wallet, handphone and keys... so we had to walk all the way back to the chalet. By that time ah lai was cursing me liao, cos we are both wet and smelly + abrasion + ah lai butt pain. But we got free feeder bus to bedok. Phew~ ate brunch at the hawker centre before going to ah lai's house. Reach his house liao and right after he bathe he slept like a god damn log... And me? help him piece his puzzle. After tat i went home, bathed again then slp... 2 days straight of no sleep. Any more of this and i'll be dead.