On the bus ride and on the train

Ever seen girls putting make up in the bus? I just did recently on bus 74 and somemore i was sitting right behind her. The bus was no air-coned, which incidentally also means that the my face was on the windward side... and so was hers... so there i am sitting down, listening to my mp3's and trying hard to relax and not to sweat and there she was powdering her face with makeup... Then when the sunlight shone in through the windows, i swear i saw a whole cloud of powder floating around her face.
Then the bus moved... and wind was blowing towards me...
As the bus kept moving and the winds kept blowing, i kept wondering where the cloud of powder went... and prayed that my face wouldn't turn pink when i reach school...
In the midst of my deep thoughts i heard a "clank" and realised her make-up dropped, and she had no way of reaching it. But god was fair, it was within MY reach.
"No more irritating powder if i left it there. Muhahaha"
But the kind-hearted me appeared. And there was a conflict of good and evil...
Good finally straggled the evil out of me and i picked up the make-up for her. I think she was pretty surprised when i tapped her on the shoulder to return her. Haha prince charming saved her day! And as a token of appreciation she didn't apply any more make-up to poison me...
TO BE CONTINUED